GEN Z $8.50
Boochy Mama Kombucha + GF snack cake from Cake Library.
RWT slaps so hard…m&b should start a tiktok YES PLEASEEE
THE MILLENNIAL $7.50
Avocado Toast + 12 oz. Cold Brew.
If avo toast isn’t your spirit animal, you’re Slytherin to me. so. much. adulting rn.
GEN Y (Oregon Trail / Xennials / What are we called again?) $5
Espresso or Drip Brew + 1 house-baked good
Or just order something off the menu before you die of dysentery while complaining about millennials in the workplace and fixing the Boomers’ wi-fi.
GEN X $10
16 oz. Latte (hot or iced) + Biscuit Sandwich
They said I could fund retirement if I skip my daily latte, but my gen-Z kid mines bitcoin in the basement so hopefully I’m good.
OK BOOMER $22
Two bags of fresh, locally roasted coffee
I make my own coffee at home, but I read about this place on The Twitter. Can’t pass up a good discount. You take Diner’s Club?